The Teenager wanted the last piece of birthday cake warmed up - fucking warmed up, it's hotter than the centre of the earth. The Teenager left it in the microwave to play on the phone, neglecting to notice the thick cloud of black smoke filling the kitchen. "WTF," screamed Gail upon entering. The teenager lifted the head "Oh. Do you have anymore?" Gail's response could have turned milk.
Printed on 300gsm FSC approved board with white envelope.