The Tales of Gail Grisham

Gary Barlow Saves the Day

Gary Barlow Saves the Day
By the time Gail realised the petrol situation was not great they were close to the arse end of no where with no houses in sight and no signal on their phones. Gail’s tummy did a funny flip, the kind of flip that signals don’t fart for the love of God.

Where wholesome folks dwell

Where wholesome folks dwell
...she reached her limit and exploded in a froth of spit and ‘spicy words’, only to discover The Teenager was broadcasting across the internet via headphones

Plotting with Gail & Bunty

Plotting with Gail & Bunty
... As they drank more wine they devised ways in which Bunty should have killed Arse, the best being the old sword made of ice then made into a cup of tea...

Looking good big man

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The saga of suitcase-gate. The Husband used the suitcase and yet didn't seem willing to return it to the loft. Over a course of days he & Gail moved it around in a bizarre game of chess like cunning...

But these are my absolute favourite...

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How often have you heard that X, Y or Zed are the most favourite food ever only to find out once purchased that it isn't. Gail has to eat 1kg of Coco Pops, how she's meant to be waif like & nimble is anyone's guess.

Taking the kids to the dentist

Taking the kids to the dentist
The terror of taking The Teenager to the dentist. Gail is frenzied about oral hygiene and the relaxed attitude of The Teenager drives her to distraction. How's anyone going to get on in life if they look like they have a mouthful of burnt chips?